Golf club(stick)...woohoo

Just now went “long kai” (window/real shopping in shopping complex) with a few of my friends. Then, my friend who originated from Cheras brought us to “yau che hoh” (strolling around in a car) around “his territory” --- some residential areas, in a small Kancil :p Purpose --- to look at the beautiful houses and adored them :))

At a particular housing area, we suddenly saw a group of people who were holding wood sticks, broom sticks? mop stick? baseball bat? But, I’m sure there’s golf stick :> Some of us were like “what the heck happened? *see stars*

“It’s Rukun Tetangga, carried out by the residents here, as this area is not pretty safe at night”, our “Tour Guide” explained.

“Ohhh…,” replied by all “huan chu(s)” (ubi keledek) kekekkekeke

Then, [ ting ting *-:) ] an idea pop up, hohoho…>:)

Once upon a time, when Ah Beng met with Ah Pek…

Ah Beng : Eh uncle, you want to go “ta” (hit) golf ahh?

Ah Pek : No lah, want to join Rukun Tetangga, look for thieves [feel very proud of himself while lifting his chest high up]

Ah Beng : With golf stick? Wu salah boh (Got something wrong ah)?

Ah Pek : Abuthen?! Why you look down on me ah? I’m still very strong one you know? [showing off the "lembik" hand despite muscles :p]

Ah Beng : Muahahahahhahaha =)) *ahok ahok* [choke by own laughter] I scare you’ll hurt yourself instead of beating up the thieves mah ;)) *giggles* Neh, you might hurt your back when you tried to swing the stick over the thieves :)) *ahok ahok*

Ah Pek : What?! I whack you with this stick you only know! [temperature of water started to boil]

Ah Beng : Come lah, not that I scare, Phhhhbbt >:p [accompanied with Bruce Lee’s famous act -- touch nose & use hand signal to ask enemy come, yeah come on babe >:/]

[Ah Pek swung the golf stick over Ah Beng, but Ah Beng managed to skip it nicely. However, poor Ah Pek had hurt his back, awwhhh…poor thing]

Ah Pek : Aiyoyo…[holding his back while groaning in pain]

Ah Beng : See see…happened already. No thief but already hurt the back. Go home jaga (nurture) your cucu (grandchild) better lah, muahahaaaahhaha =))

Ah Pek : [volcano erupted --- blood pressure shoot up frantically, face turned red & green] Grrrrrrhhh, you kurang ajar punya budak (boy who lacks of parenting)!!! Next time your kid born without butt ahh!!! [throwing slipper towards Ah Beng]

Ah Beng : I’ll marry your daughter then, bwahahahaha >:) *evil grins*

[Ah Pek got heart attack and was admitted to Tanjung Rambutan…..Oopss sorry, admitted to Hospital Besar Bla Bla Bla baru betul :p]


NOTE : Semuanya rekaan semata-mata, tak da kaitan dengan yang hidup mahu pun mati. Relek ya guys. Sit back and enjoy. Cheers!

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