The end of the MEAT?

In a restaurant, a waitress approaches a bunch of customers…

Waitress : Sir(s), may I place your order please?

Customer1 : Well, could you please recommend us some famous dishes?

Waitress : Would you like to try the Four Seasons Chicken?

Customer2 : Chicken? No no! You see, now the avian flu is spreading, better don’t eat. Dangerous ah.

Others nodded in agreement.

Waitress : Alright. How about BBQ Seafood?

Customer3 : What?! You want us to eat seafood? Are you nuts? Tsunami just over not long ago, hundreds of thousands corpses are floated on the sea. Don’t know those fishes, crabs and sotongs are safe for consumption or not.

Others : Yaloh yaloh.

Waitress : *A bit annoyed* Well, is Black Pepper Pork suits your taste?

Customer4 : NAh, we aren’t gonna eat that too. The JE (Japanese Encephalitis) disease is so scary. Can die one ah!

Others : Ya ohh.

Waitress : *Aggravated* Then would you all like to try Sizzling Cow?

Customer5 : No no no! In US ah, there’s mad cow disease. If we eat it, later we become like mad cow langgar here and there then how? You bayar ganti rugi kah?

Customer1 : So, any other food you can recommend?

Waitress : *Frustrated* YES! I recommend you all to 吃自己 a.k.a. eat yourselves! Banyak macam! *leave*

Customer 1,2,3,4 & 5 : *stunned* Mouths open wide enough to put in a watermelon.

Note: The magic words!

So, are we humans, gonna out of meat supplies someday? Since there are a number of meat-related-diseases emerge from time to time. Let’s pray for that day will never come!