乌龙's Continuum

On Tuesday, after we (Francis, Won & I) collected the certificates from MBR, we went for lunner (lunch + dinner) at McD.

I ordered a RM6.83 meal, and paid RM50.83 to the cashier. After getting my meal, I chit-chatted a while with both Francis & Won at the counter. Then I proceeded to sit down and enjoy my burger.

Suddenly, Francis walked over towards me (laughing with choke) and handed me RM44.

OMG!

I DARE to FORGOT my money change!

Next time do join me for meals, perhaps you’ll earn extra money easily *giggles*
No joke!

乌龙 乌龙 乌龙

Last Wednesday, I did a hilarious thingy.

I saw the lecturer and some friends of mine inside the class, thus without thinking twice, I stormed in. Yes, without any hesitation! I noticed strange “air” while I’m walking in, everyone was looking at me, as if I’m an alien. Mentally it’s true I guess, since my mind floated away to outer space.

I ignored it and walked straight to the behind. Found a corner seat for myself and sit down. By now, I already realized that I’ve entered the class before mine. Gosh!!

Well, I don’t want to add more attention (more to embarrassment *blushing*) by walking out, I decided to just sit there.

Lucky me the lecturer didn’t sweep me out for interrupting her teaching *whew*
Instead, she ended her class in the next second.

My friends all laughed at my blurriness, or stupidity?

“Flo flo, your class ended d right? Why you’re still here?”
“Wow, I’m amused by your bravery.”
“There’re many ppl waiting outside, you didn’t notice meh?”
“You’re so hardworking lah, attend the class twice.”

Every sentence was accompanied by laughter.
Well, guess I’m potentially the next Jim Carrey?!

I just hope that I won’t have phobia attending this subject’s classes ever since this incident.

Oh, I’m incurable乌龙!

So Long

Aloha! I’m once again back in the blogosphere .

Exams.

Holidays, a long one. As usual, eat-sleep-TV-eat-sleep-TV…infinitely.

Just got my driving license.

Semester break ended. Back to campus.

Attend lectures, re-burry in notes/books, prepare for a real super-duper busy semester.

Going to do a mini project, constructing Low-Cost-Infrared-Wireless-Modem. For the understanding of the circuits’ flow and every function of the circuit parts, we, have no choice, but to re-find, re-read, and re-study the Electronics book that we took for granted during our first year studies #_#

Now, I’m blogging. I know you know it.

Chaoz for the moment. Continue other time.

Long live…long life…live long! Yeah!!

Shut up!!

Guys, pls shut up will ya?

Talking non-stop in library is totally disrespectful to the others. Keep on po pek po pek like there’s no tomorrow to talk again. Pls find other places should you really can’t control your mouths, or do sth else to distract yourselves. Chew your books/notes?

Else, I suggest the library management to implement these actions:

Firstly: Setup red spotlights above every seats, which can sense noise, like those lights in the high class residential areas. These spotlights have high electrons emission rates, which might kill some of the talkative cells when being shined upon. And, a hammer-like device will comes down and knock on the head of the noisy mouth. When guards notice certain someone is under the light, they shall come and usher him/her to the library entrance, and kick. Hehe, just kidding! Chase out only. Anyone who offended the red spotlights more than 3 times will be banned from entering the library for 1 month. While regular offenders shall be banned forever!

Secondly: Uses special punishment chairs, which are able to sense noise as well. When somebody is too noisy, the chair will automatically shoot up and the person will fly up, and down. You know, like projectile motion, up and down; may be we should accompany this incident with “Up and Down” from Vengaboys. The person might eventually bang his/her face on the table. Well, this incident is similar to the effects of being kicked by a horse when it does not allow someone to ride on it. Get what I mean? I bet anyone who tried this will never dare to offend the chairs again.

Thirdly: Change all the sign boards in the library from “Silence! & Index finger on mouth” to “Shut up! & show the Universal Recognized Finger” People will only behave when they see vulgar words and signs. They love it!

Meanwhile, when the red spotlights and chairs are punishing the talkative(s), others will be stunned and wouldn’t dare to let out any single bit of sound.

Silence. Peace. Tranquility. Comfy. Yeah, study!

Now, I feel better.


P/s: Met some non-stop talkers in library today.

The end of the MEAT?

In a restaurant, a waitress approaches a bunch of customers…

Waitress : Sir(s), may I place your order please?

Customer1 : Well, could you please recommend us some famous dishes?

Waitress : Would you like to try the Four Seasons Chicken?

Customer2 : Chicken? No no! You see, now the avian flu is spreading, better don’t eat. Dangerous ah.

Others nodded in agreement.

Waitress : Alright. How about BBQ Seafood?

Customer3 : What?! You want us to eat seafood? Are you nuts? Tsunami just over not long ago, hundreds of thousands corpses are floated on the sea. Don’t know those fishes, crabs and sotongs are safe for consumption or not.

Others : Yaloh yaloh.

Waitress : *A bit annoyed* Well, is Black Pepper Pork suits your taste?

Customer4 : NAh, we aren’t gonna eat that too. The JE (Japanese Encephalitis) disease is so scary. Can die one ah!

Others : Ya ohh.

Waitress : *Aggravated* Then would you all like to try Sizzling Cow?

Customer5 : No no no! In US ah, there’s mad cow disease. If we eat it, later we become like mad cow langgar here and there then how? You bayar ganti rugi kah?

Customer1 : So, any other food you can recommend?

Waitress : *Frustrated* YES! I recommend you all to 吃自己 a.k.a. eat yourselves! Banyak macam! *leave*

Customer 1,2,3,4 & 5 : *stunned* Mouths open wide enough to put in a watermelon.

Note: The magic words!

So, are we humans, gonna out of meat supplies someday? Since there are a number of meat-related-diseases emerge from time to time. Let’s pray for that day will never come!

Vengeance

On the night before my Data Communication final, I slept for 2 hours, only.

After the exam, I took 2 separate naps, in total 3 hours, only.

At night, I tried to study for Information Theory, but I can’t input much. Kept on feeling dizzy and little headache.

Eventually, went to bed at 11:30pm and woke up at 3pm today! Gosh, it’s 15 hours ++! Sleeping for revenge LOL

But think back, the total sleeping hours in 2 days are 20 hours. So, 20 hours/2 days = 10 hours/day. Quite normal isn’t it?

Replacing the sleeping hours for the day before on the day after is very common during exams weeks. Confused with what I’m saying? Nevermind. Just go to sleep and you will get enlighten, perhaps.

I always motivate myself with this sentence whenever I feel like going to sleep: “Keep on study, you can sleep kao kao after the exam.” Yeah!

Zhou Gong blesses us!


P/s: Being under pressured and can’t get enough of sleep for almost 2 weeks now, so I’m not really the ordinary me. Still a few more tense days to go, before I go to Melaka and then back hometown for 2 months holidays. Melaka pasar malam, dim sum, Jia Jia, RSU/BBU, VJN, Char Siew Fan, friends…I’m coming!!! Waahahhahahhaha…… Ohh yeah, not to forget Kolo mee and mama’s cooking *drooling*

Btw, did I lari tajuk? Don’t care.

Assignment gone?!

Yesterday night,

Notice posted in mmls (Multimedia Learning System):
Assignment - Urgent : We didn't receive the assignment from the following students: 10111xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10102xxxxx; 10211xxxxx. Pls. come and meet the lecturer ASAP!!
*last 5 digits sealed for confidentiality, ahah*

I was so LUCKY to be one of those students. Kena loteri also not so cun. :-L Oh ya, Won also as “lucky” as me ;)) Wonder why the both of us always boarding the same ship har? Anyway, two people scared together at least are better than scared alone :))

The disastrous news made me lost my “appetites” to study immediately. Scared, frustrated, angry, worried, anxious…basically everything rojak together in my poor “boom” brain.

15 marks and I get an egg (0%), after a long-exhausted sleepless night struggling to finish it?? Anything else worse than this? I just had a sudden urge to go kick the lecturers, ehem *pardon me please, thank you*

This early morning I went to meet the lecturer with Won. Before that, we actually went to double check the lecturer’s pigeon hole, to ensure that we didn’t drop our assignments into the wrong hole *grin*. Yeah, may be we just so happened to be “kok-eyed” and dropped it wrongly *lalallallalallaala*.

Inside the lecturer’s office:

Me: Sir, we came regarding our assignments.

Sir: What is your ID number?

Won: bla bla bla and bla bla bla.

Sir: Ohh, your assignments have been found. Prof so-and-so has just email me 1 minute ago saying that.

We: Wooooooooooooooove!! *totally relieved* Luckily *Pat pat our fragile hearts*. Thank you so much sir! We were very worried until just now.

Sir: No worries, no worries. As long as you did the assignments according to the standard, the marks should be no problem.

Won: I can’t study last night *showing the kolian face*.

Me: Yeah, and I can’t sleep *a bit exaggerated to pok tong qing*.

Sir: *Laughing until his head fall in between his ankles, no kidding* Hahahaha…don’t worry. Just focus on your finals. Your assignment marks will be uploaded later.

We: Thank you sir! Bye bye sir.


P/s to lecturers: Next time please check thoroughly-wholly-completely-error freely, then only proceed to the last resort of announcing the thunderstruck news. It might cause us heart attacks you know?!

What a belated-April-Fool’s joke!

~ Fishing ~

Picture of the day



Fishing wherever-whenever-however you want-like-wish!
Just like our life --- shape it the way you favor. Enjoy your day!

Source: Email

April Fool's huh??

A so called April Fool’s joke sent to my handphone had actually woke me up from my nap, before my alarm rang *frustrated* What a joke?! I don’t feel funny at all.

I felt tired (body & mind), therefore I sleep to have a clearer mind, so that I can concentrate in my studies. And this sms just happened to spoil everything! My sleep, my mood, my mind…

Happy April Fool’s day?? Really fool! Now that you’ve been succeeded in causing all those fusses, are you happy now? *referring to “my friend”* Although “my friend” might never get the chance to visit my blog, but just wrote this as a channel to release my dissatisfaction.

A prank that can cause the victim to laugh their head off is a good prank. Otherwise, it’s just a fool lame joke. Please don’t torture others with the stupid jokes, instead please keep it to yourself and enjoy yourself.

Everyday can be an April Fool’s day, as long as the timing you choose is appropriate. Never ever pull your friends’ leg when they’re having problems, busy with something important, emotional swings etc. Else, your friend(s) might get irritated and annoyed. Just like in my own case.

Pissed / Peace off! Stay away from me. *Pardon me*

A Con

Simple Random Walk

How would you decipher the above three words?

Before that, interpretations from Oxford Advanced Learning’s Dictionary:
Simple – easily done or understood; not causing difficulty

Random – done, chosen, etc without method or conscious choice

Walk 1 – (of a person) to move along at a slow or moderate pace by lifting up and putting down each foot in turn

Walk 2 – a journey on foot, esp for pleasure or exercise

Combined: a journey on foot for pleasure which was done easily and without conscious

#1 Words uttered by macho travelers who leaved their foot steps everywhere around the world?

#2 Words uttered by elderly who love to stroll in a park?

#3 Words uttered by couples who walk romantically hand in hand on the streets at the middle of the night/in the rain?

NO for #1.

NO again for #2.

And, NO AGAIN for #3.

Then? What in the earth is it?

For your information, it’s a MATHEMATICAL TERM in StOchAstic Processes in Engineering MAths *SUrpRise*

Explanation: Let Xn be a random variable denoting the position at time n of a moving particle (n=0,1,2,3,…). The particle will move around the integer {…,-2,-1,0,1,2,…}. For every single point of the time, there is a jump of one step for the particle with probability 1/2 (a jump could be upwards or downwards). Those jumps at time n=1,2,3,… are being independent. This process is called Simple Random Walk.
(Source: Engineering Maths IV Chap3 Notes Pg 65 of 106, MMU 04/05 Session, Trimester 3)

P/s: Posting this out of boredom for the 106 pages of notes, which seems like I’m never gonna finish studying until eternity. Just trying to trigger your brain cells *devil evil grin, blekkk*

Earthquake

The moment (approximately 12:13am)

I was sitting at my chair (both feet on the ground) when I felt the earth tremors. I thought I was having some kind of headache and dizziness, as I was just waking up from my nap.

I then looked at my roommates (kf & cyn), they also looked at me, three of us with the blank look *what happened?*

Kf then told me that she also thought that she had have some “head spinning” because of overdose use of brain power.

Cyn told us that she thought either one of us was shaking her chair (both her feet on chair) violently in order to call her.

But, apparently our room was shaking. I can felt as if I was boarding a board or ship. The shakiness was so obvious. And at that moment, all of us were like throwing our final exams to the back of our brain --- the hottest thing is the Earthquake!

My neighbour told me that her roommate’s monitor was “trembling” as well.

Consequences afterwards

News came that Northern Sumatera was hit by an Earthquake of magnitude 8.2

There were about 1000++ casualties reported.

Most states in Peninsular felt the tremors.

I’ve called my mom back in Sarawak, but she felt nothing. Probably her sweet dreams covered everything.

Residents of high-rise buildings were evacuated. For instance, Cyberia condos which were accommodated by majority of MMU students.

More news:
Preliminary Earthquake Report
Map of Earthquake locations
Earthquakes from around the World
Strong Quake Hits Indonesia Coast

A prediction that another Tsunami is on its way *nail-biting* gagagaga

Shit! I felt the earth shakes again at 3:32am. *scare*
I wasn’t dreaming…


P/s: This post initially should be at 3:05am, but procrastinated due to “kanasai” network connection.

Course Registration WAR

26th March 2005 --- a beautiful Saturday --- the day for Gamma Engineering students to do pre-course registration for next semester’s subjects.

I purposely crawled up from my darling bed at 8:35am, as the registration was opened at 9am. Early birdies get the worms; early students get the sui sui (beautiful) time table! *giggles*

Waiting eagerly in front of my monitor and trying n-times to login, wanna be the first as the network always get congested during registration period. Managed to login at 9am past 1 or 2 minutes, and zoomed to register for Mini Project first. This subject only open to 100 students :-S

Proceeded with other subjects, but failed to registered :-& *frustrated*

Sentences that kept on coming out from my mouth:

“Arggghhhhh….why cannot register one?”

“Ahhhh…got d got d, hahahhahahha!”

“Why I haven’t choose the tutorial class but I got it d??” “Wahahaha, this system so good one :))” *blur*

“Why this stupid network so lag one? :-L Always cannot find server. Grrrrrrr!!”

“Cannot register ahhh!!! The tutorial class full d. :(”

And the list goes on…

I’m not mumbling to myself, k?! I’m complaining to both my roommates :))
One of them was wondering why I woke up so early, this isn’t the usual me. I always sleep with unbounded time limit, and this was a raining Saturday morning, the bed is so cozy to sleep *huggies* But today was pre-course registration! You see, if i get a good schedule, it certainly promises lots of good time sleeps on next semester *grin* Yo lookahead man, lookahead!

A special thanks to Francis a.k.a. fancheong for helping me to register a few of my subjects. He’s the one that helped me to choose the tutorial class :p Not the “superb” system! ^:)^ *bow bow* Arigatou Gazaimasta!

Most of us get the time table that we desired. Hooray! Hopefully it will go as smooth as abalone *copyrighted by Swee Won a.k.a. 15 pig pig :p* for our more to come registrations on each successive semester.

Descriptionless

Just couldn’t stand of not posting this article, though I’m supposed to be on my bed already.

Well, some people just tend to borrow lab reports or assignments from their friends. Just simply because of one sentence --- “I don’t know how to do.”, and the whole piece of the friends’ hard work is on their hands. These people aren’t moron, they do have the brain, but they refuse to use it. I wonder why? I really feel like punch them on the face, and kick them on the arse! *Pardon me*

If they don’t know how to do the questions, they can always seek helps from their friends who know it. The friends will more than willing to explain the way to solve the problems, and help them to understand the question. (Unless the friends are selfish *you get what I mean*) Isn’t this is a better way to learn? If they just copy, they learnt not a bit!

Frankly, I would rather teach somebody how to fish, instead of giving him/her my own fish. What’s left for me to eat if I’ve given him/her my fish?! And, the next time they would come again asking for more fishes, because they don’t know the way of fishing.

Furthermore, should the lecturers caught on plagiarism --- due to some irresponsible fools who copied from head-to-tail, and from tail-back-to-head, there’s a possibility that both parties (the one who copy & the one who let people copy) might get half of the marks only, or even zero! If this happen, I’m sure the friendship won’t be as firm as before.

The purpose of assignments and lab reports are to help students to understand more deeply about certain knowledge of a subject. However, nowadays this purpose is not only unfulfilled, instead it has enhanced the skills of “copy smartly” among the students. This is definitely not a phenomenon that the lecturers would favor.

If this scenario is not condemned, I wonder what is the purpose of continually giving out assignments?! After all, all he/she needs to do is just to get a copy of an assignment, modify it smartly and submit. As easy as ABC! And the next thing we noticed is that the institutions are actually kept on producing a bunch of smart copy cats who love to keep their brains as antique!

Luckily

woooo...finally!
AFter injected my blog with some "excitation energy" --- the previous calling article, it finally re-appear #:-S *Whew, relieved*

Paiseh for my "so de flowery" words in my previous post. Was eagerly wanted my blog to back again, that's why... :">

WHERE IS MY BLOG??

@#$$%&@*$^((#
Shit! WHy I can't view my blog? Where it has gone? Heaven? Hell?
Ma ma mia ia...I WANT IT BACK!!!

Back to mama, fast fast come...
Pleasseeeeeeeeess *hands & legs on da floor* ^:)^

Innocence left

Yesterday while I’m waiting for my “take-away” dinner, I heard some chit-chatting between two little sisters (I presumed that they’re girl from what I observed :p). Both of them are below age of 10.

They’re talking about some of their academic stuffs.
T - Translation

Elder sis : Bahasa English sudah. (Talking to her sis yet seemed like mumbling to herself)
(T: English already done.)

Little sis : Satu tambah dua tambah tiga…
(T: One plus two plus three…)

Elder sis : Itu Matematik. Matematik sudah.
(T: That’s Mathematics. Mathematics done)

Elder sis : Tiger “harimau” kah “buaya”?
(T: Tiger is tiger *baka translation :))* or crocodile?)

Little sis : Errmm…harimau.
(T: Errmm…tiger.)

Elder sis : Betul. Elephant “monyet” kah “gajah”?
(T: Correct. Elephant is monkey or elephant? *once again, redundant [-(*)

Little sis : Gajah.
(T: Elephant.)

Elder sis : Betul.
(T: Correct.)


Well, you might wonder why the hell am I keep an ear on their conversation. The reason is --- I got nothing to do at that moment!! Too boring and too free while waiting for my dinner. And, their conversation actually interests me. It leads me back to my childhood times.

I still remember I used to imitate teacher’s role giving lessons to my little siblings. Getting them sat in front of the “white board”, taught them and asked them questions. LOL.

Pieces from “Yesterday Once More” by Carpenters:
"Lookin' back on how it was
In years gone by
And the good times that I had
Makes today seem rather sad
So much has changed.
---------
Those old melodies
Still sound so good to me
As they melt the years away."

Recycle Bin

The “Recycle Bin” is undoubtedly a very common term in a computer. Those no longer wanted files/pictures/songs/documents that we have deleted will end up in the Recycle Bin. Then we can sentenced those items to death --- delete permanently from our computer hard disk. It’s simply convenient and easy, isn’t it?!

Ever wonder what if there’s a Recycle Bin in our brain?? Where we can delete certain incident(s)/people permanently from our memory…how nice it would be?! We remember not a bit of the incidents that we chose to “delete”. Usually these incidents are those that cause big impact on our life and our self. We might have been hurt tremendously, either physically or mentally, which would leave incurable psychological effects in our heart and our mind for life long. This is seemingly like “invisible assaulting” that no other party(s) can understand thoroughly, including the professional psychologists.

Let’s take the most recent example --- those people who survived the 26th December 2005 Tsunami. Most of them are still living in fear and anxiety, going through sleepless nights due to depressions, waking up crying in the middle of the night from nightmares that haunt them endlessly etc. Some of them are still surrounded by corpses, which might be their beloved one, neighbours and friends. These feelings are unbearable. I bet any homo sapiens would undergone hysterical or turned insane under this circumstances!

Other examples which I can think of are sexually assaulted victims, ex-hostages, war victims, (dump by bf/gf??) and many more. All these people have gone through certain level of physical and mental tortures, which they would rather not at all remember it than carry it in their memories/heart for the rest of their life.

Therefore, it would be the best to erase all these painful memories from the brain :) We can start a new life from here onwards, towards a better tomorrow. Meanwhile, by erasing all these unwanted yet unbeneficial memories, we are actually providing more empty spaces in our brain for other purposes, e.g. study --- memorize formulas, facts, definitions *arrggghhhh, I just hate doing this b-(*

P/s: Guys and girls, please kindly ignore my advice on brain purpose for studying :)) Instead, jam your brain spaces with more lengzais/lengluis images…muahahhahahaha :p

“Welcome to my life”

A quote from song lyrics :
“Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong And no one understands you Do you ever wanna runaway? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like To be like me To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more? Before your life is over Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around? With their big fake smiles and stupid lies While deep inside you're bleeding”

The song lyrics pointed out so straight that our hearts can hardly bear it when we’re hurt deep down inside, and no one seems to understand.

It often happens that we’re out of hand about some obstacles in our life, be it relationships (friendships/love/family), works, financial, studies etc. We just simply can’t help but to feel depressed, disappointed, frustrated, angered and other inexpressible emotions. We felt hopeless, seems like there’s no one by our side. And, things get even worse when the people around you wouldn’t help out, instead they “stepped” on you harder when you “fell down”. Sounds ridiculous? Think again.

But what I wanna say here is, no matter how hard you fell, and how hard the people stepped on you…just re-gather all your strength, your will power, and stand up! Fight the weaknesses within you and erect a solid ground upon where you’re standing. Show to the people that they had failed to knock you down! In fact, you’re standing even more soundly than you’ve ever had.

And, never let the people influence or weaken your thinking and confidence. Let them say/do whatever they want, just ignores them. They don’t deserve your attention. If they happened to go over the boundary, warn them sternly that they’ve made a terrible mistake by choosing you as their “prey”. Ask them to back off before you turn wild.

Often, we care too much about what and/or how others think about our acts, until we forget that we’re supposed to live for our self. What seems best for others doesn’t necessary suits us well. Thus, just remember : do things for yourself, not to prove to other people!

Life can never be perfect. It is these imperfections that make our life alive and challenging, and differentiate our path with others’.

*Specially dedicated to my dearest friend. May your life be cherished forever and always.*

fyp

final year project a.k.a. fyp is the famous term among the final year students.

A little background of fyp:
Each academic year consists of 3 trimesters --- Trimester I, II & III. On final year (the 4th year for Engineering students), the fyp will be on the Tri I & III respectively, which carry a total of 10 credit hours :-& *heavy metal*

Both my current roommates are final year students :D Each and everyday I see them busy up and down; left and right. When I’m busy with my midterm exams + assignments + lab reports, they’re busy with their fyp + stuffs; when I’m busy with nothing :p, they’re still busy with fyp-ing 8-} *faint faint*

It has reached this state where when I’m going to sleep, they’re sitting at their chair (if not table? Baka neh) and when I’m awake, they’re still sitting at their chair. They didn’t sleep? Nah, they just slept-and-woke up already.

I wonder by the time I’m fyp-ing, will I be like them? Busy like hell; desperate + frustrated when cannot get the correct outcomes; tension coz scare can’t finish on time…all these are just simply torturing --- slow killing! A gunshot on the temple would probably be better :))

However, this fyp just seems far yet near to me, there’s still 1 year++ before my turn. But, never ever look down on the speed of time; time will fly with the speed of light! Still remember during Alpha I was just fooling around with my friends and now I’m almost half of my journey towards graduation. Seems like flash/power point presentation, yeah, next slide please…

What I can do now is to wish both of my seniors all the best!

P/s : Living with seniors is a fabulous experiences indeed. We can “korek” (dig) the information about lecturers/tutors/subjects etc you name it *grin*

If you happen to pass by

A conversation between me & my friend *well, you know who you are ;)*, let’s call her A.
A : flo flo
Me : ya
A : pem test 2 result is out :-SS *nail-biting*
A : but pasted on lecturer's door
A : :-SS if u happen to passby there check 4 me ya :-SS
A : i sked
Me : hahaha///happen to pass by?
A : ;)) *giggles*
Me : no chance loh
A : purposely pass by
Me : mon only check lah
A : i wanna know ma :((
A : haha
Me : or if u happen to pass by, then check for me lah..
Me : :-” *whistling to sky :p*
A : i think i oni pass by my house's toilet nia
A : this weekend not going out from the house :))
Me : same lah...
Me : i pass by my 5th floor only
A : u not going to eat?
Me : eat at my room
A : oo..

NOTE : minor modification done to keep the identity sealed & btw, do check out for more emoticons on Yahoo Messenger ;) *wink wink wink* Ooh craps...muahahahaha 8-X

Lesson learnt:
# 1 Happen to pass by is totally different with “purposely” happen to pass by, my friend ;)

# 2 When a friend approached you by calling your name *sweetly*, stay alert, for he/she might up for something….ehehehhehhe

# 3 When he/she trying to “throw a ball” to you, play with him/her and “throw the ball back” nicely without hurting them >:) hiak hiak hiak
Not that "ball" ok?! Aduhh! #-o Kindly operate your head, pour some Clorox into your brain, and yeah, that might killed some germs/virus/alien/cacing inside :))

# 4 The conversation will end automatically when the both of you reached the “steady-state response” a.k.a. “boring state” wahahhahahahhaa =)) [Read on Circuit Theory to understand the steady-state response *grin*]

P/s : To my friend A, please dun piss off yeah, just sharing a little “knowledge" here :> Chat more with me lah…till our next chat L-) Cheers!