Guys, pls shut up will ya?
Talking non-stop in library is totally disrespectful to the others. Keep on po pek po pek like there’s no tomorrow to talk again. Pls find other places should you really can’t control your mouths, or do sth else to distract yourselves. Chew your books/notes?
Else, I suggest the library management to implement these actions:
Firstly: Setup red spotlights above every seats, which can sense noise, like those lights in the high class residential areas. These spotlights have high electrons emission rates, which might kill some of the talkative cells when being shined upon. And, a hammer-like device will comes down and knock on the head of the noisy mouth. When guards notice certain someone is under the light, they shall come and usher him/her to the library entrance, and kick. Hehe, just kidding! Chase out only. Anyone who offended the red spotlights more than 3 times will be banned from entering the library for 1 month. While regular offenders shall be banned forever!
Secondly: Uses special punishment chairs, which are able to sense noise as well. When somebody is too noisy, the chair will automatically shoot up and the person will fly up, and down. You know, like projectile motion, up and down; may be we should accompany this incident with “Up and Down” from Vengaboys. The person might eventually bang his/her face on the table. Well, this incident is similar to the effects of being kicked by a horse when it does not allow someone to ride on it. Get what I mean? I bet anyone who tried this will never dare to offend the chairs again.
Thirdly: Change all the sign boards in the library from “Silence! & Index finger on mouth” to “Shut up! & show the Universal Recognized Finger” People will only behave when they see vulgar words and signs. They love it!
Meanwhile, when the red spotlights and chairs are punishing the talkative(s), others will be stunned and wouldn’t dare to let out any single bit of sound.
Silence. Peace. Tranquility. Comfy. Yeah, study!
Now, I feel better.
P/s: Met some non-stop talkers in library today.
Friday, April 15, 2005
The end of the MEAT?
In a restaurant, a waitress approaches a bunch of customers…
Waitress : Sir(s), may I place your order please?
Customer1 : Well, could you please recommend us some famous dishes?
Waitress : Would you like to try the Four Seasons Chicken?
Customer2 : Chicken? No no! You see, now the avian flu is spreading, better don’t eat. Dangerous ah.
Others nodded in agreement.
Waitress : Alright. How about BBQ Seafood?
Customer3 : What?! You want us to eat seafood? Are you nuts? Tsunami just over not long ago, hundreds of thousands corpses are floated on the sea. Don’t know those fishes, crabs and sotongs are safe for consumption or not.
Others : Yaloh yaloh.
Waitress : *A bit annoyed* Well, is Black Pepper Pork suits your taste?
Customer4 : NAh, we aren’t gonna eat that too. The JE (Japanese Encephalitis) disease is so scary. Can die one ah!
Others : Ya ohh.
Waitress : *Aggravated* Then would you all like to try Sizzling Cow?
Customer5 : No no no! In US ah, there’s mad cow disease. If we eat it, later we become like mad cow langgar here and there then how? You bayar ganti rugi kah?
Customer1 : So, any other food you can recommend?
Waitress : *Frustrated* YES! I recommend you all to 吃自己 a.k.a. eat yourselves! Banyak macam! *leave*
Customer 1,2,3,4 & 5 : *stunned* Mouths open wide enough to put in a watermelon.
Note: The magic words!
So, are we humans, gonna out of meat supplies someday? Since there are a number of meat-related-diseases emerge from time to time. Let’s pray for that day will never come!
Waitress : Sir(s), may I place your order please?
Customer1 : Well, could you please recommend us some famous dishes?
Waitress : Would you like to try the Four Seasons Chicken?
Customer2 : Chicken? No no! You see, now the avian flu is spreading, better don’t eat. Dangerous ah.
Others nodded in agreement.
Waitress : Alright. How about BBQ Seafood?
Customer3 : What?! You want us to eat seafood? Are you nuts? Tsunami just over not long ago, hundreds of thousands corpses are floated on the sea. Don’t know those fishes, crabs and sotongs are safe for consumption or not.
Others : Yaloh yaloh.
Waitress : *A bit annoyed* Well, is Black Pepper Pork suits your taste?
Customer4 : NAh, we aren’t gonna eat that too. The JE (Japanese Encephalitis) disease is so scary. Can die one ah!
Others : Ya ohh.
Waitress : *Aggravated* Then would you all like to try Sizzling Cow?
Customer5 : No no no! In US ah, there’s mad cow disease. If we eat it, later we become like mad cow langgar here and there then how? You bayar ganti rugi kah?
Customer1 : So, any other food you can recommend?
Waitress : *Frustrated* YES! I recommend you all to 吃自己 a.k.a. eat yourselves! Banyak macam! *leave*
Customer 1,2,3,4 & 5 : *stunned* Mouths open wide enough to put in a watermelon.
Note: The magic words!
So, are we humans, gonna out of meat supplies someday? Since there are a number of meat-related-diseases emerge from time to time. Let’s pray for that day will never come!
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Vengeance
On the night before my Data Communication final, I slept for 2 hours, only.
After the exam, I took 2 separate naps, in total 3 hours, only.
At night, I tried to study for Information Theory, but I can’t input much. Kept on feeling dizzy and little headache.
Eventually, went to bed at 11:30pm and woke up at 3pm today! Gosh, it’s 15 hours ++! Sleeping for revenge LOL
But think back, the total sleeping hours in 2 days are 20 hours. So, 20 hours/2 days = 10 hours/day. Quite normal isn’t it?
Replacing the sleeping hours for the day before on the day after is very common during exams weeks. Confused with what I’m saying? Nevermind. Just go to sleep and you will get enlighten, perhaps.
I always motivate myself with this sentence whenever I feel like going to sleep: “Keep on study, you can sleep kao kao after the exam.” Yeah!
Zhou Gong blesses us!
P/s: Being under pressured and can’t get enough of sleep for almost 2 weeks now, so I’m not really the ordinary me. Still a few more tense days to go, before I go to Melaka and then back hometown for 2 months holidays. Melaka pasar malam, dim sum, Jia Jia, RSU/BBU, VJN, Char Siew Fan, friends…I’m coming!!! Waahahhahahhaha…… Ohh yeah, not to forget Kolo mee and mama’s cooking *drooling*
Btw, did I lari tajuk? Don’t care.
After the exam, I took 2 separate naps, in total 3 hours, only.
At night, I tried to study for Information Theory, but I can’t input much. Kept on feeling dizzy and little headache.
Eventually, went to bed at 11:30pm and woke up at 3pm today! Gosh, it’s 15 hours ++! Sleeping for revenge LOL
But think back, the total sleeping hours in 2 days are 20 hours. So, 20 hours/2 days = 10 hours/day. Quite normal isn’t it?
Replacing the sleeping hours for the day before on the day after is very common during exams weeks. Confused with what I’m saying? Nevermind. Just go to sleep and you will get enlighten, perhaps.
I always motivate myself with this sentence whenever I feel like going to sleep: “Keep on study, you can sleep kao kao after the exam.” Yeah!
Zhou Gong blesses us!
P/s: Being under pressured and can’t get enough of sleep for almost 2 weeks now, so I’m not really the ordinary me. Still a few more tense days to go, before I go to Melaka and then back hometown for 2 months holidays. Melaka pasar malam, dim sum, Jia Jia, RSU/BBU, VJN, Char Siew Fan, friends…I’m coming!!! Waahahhahahhaha…… Ohh yeah, not to forget Kolo mee and mama’s cooking *drooling*
Btw, did I lari tajuk? Don’t care.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Assignment gone?!
Yesterday night,
Notice posted in mmls (Multimedia Learning System):
Assignment - Urgent : We didn't receive the assignment from the following students: 10111xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10102xxxxx; 10211xxxxx. Pls. come and meet the lecturer ASAP!!
*last 5 digits sealed for confidentiality, ahah*
I was so LUCKY to be one of those students. Kena loteri also not so cun. :-L Oh ya, Won also as “lucky” as me ;)) Wonder why the both of us always boarding the same ship har? Anyway, two people scared together at least are better than scared alone :))
The disastrous news made me lost my “appetites” to study immediately. Scared, frustrated, angry, worried, anxious…basically everything rojak together in my poor “boom” brain.
15 marks and I get an egg (0%), after a long-exhausted sleepless night struggling to finish it?? Anything else worse than this? I just had a sudden urge to go kick the lecturers, ehem *pardon me please, thank you*
This early morning I went to meet the lecturer with Won. Before that, we actually went to double check the lecturer’s pigeon hole, to ensure that we didn’t drop our assignments into the wrong hole *grin*. Yeah, may be we just so happened to be “kok-eyed” and dropped it wrongly *lalallallalallaala*.
Inside the lecturer’s office:
Me: Sir, we came regarding our assignments.
Sir: What is your ID number?
Won: bla bla bla and bla bla bla.
Sir: Ohh, your assignments have been found. Prof so-and-so has just email me 1 minute ago saying that.
We: Wooooooooooooooove!! *totally relieved* Luckily *Pat pat our fragile hearts*. Thank you so much sir! We were very worried until just now.
Sir: No worries, no worries. As long as you did the assignments according to the standard, the marks should be no problem.
Won: I can’t study last night *showing the kolian face*.
Me: Yeah, and I can’t sleep *a bit exaggerated to pok tong qing*.
Sir: *Laughing until his head fall in between his ankles, no kidding* Hahahaha…don’t worry. Just focus on your finals. Your assignment marks will be uploaded later.
We: Thank you sir! Bye bye sir.
P/s to lecturers: Next time please check thoroughly-wholly-completely-error freely, then only proceed to the last resort of announcing the thunderstruck news. It might cause us heart attacks you know?!
What a belated-April-Fool’s joke!
Notice posted in mmls (Multimedia Learning System):
Assignment - Urgent : We didn't receive the assignment from the following students: 10111xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10211xxxxx; 10311xxxxx; 10102xxxxx; 10211xxxxx. Pls. come and meet the lecturer ASAP!!
*last 5 digits sealed for confidentiality, ahah*
I was so LUCKY to be one of those students. Kena loteri also not so cun. :-L Oh ya, Won also as “lucky” as me ;)) Wonder why the both of us always boarding the same ship har? Anyway, two people scared together at least are better than scared alone :))
The disastrous news made me lost my “appetites” to study immediately. Scared, frustrated, angry, worried, anxious…basically everything rojak together in my poor “boom” brain.
15 marks and I get an egg (0%), after a long-exhausted sleepless night struggling to finish it?? Anything else worse than this? I just had a sudden urge to go kick the lecturers, ehem *pardon me please, thank you*
This early morning I went to meet the lecturer with Won. Before that, we actually went to double check the lecturer’s pigeon hole, to ensure that we didn’t drop our assignments into the wrong hole *grin*. Yeah, may be we just so happened to be “kok-eyed” and dropped it wrongly *lalallallalallaala*.
Inside the lecturer’s office:
Me: Sir, we came regarding our assignments.
Sir: What is your ID number?
Won: bla bla bla and bla bla bla.
Sir: Ohh, your assignments have been found. Prof so-and-so has just email me 1 minute ago saying that.
We: Wooooooooooooooove!! *totally relieved* Luckily *Pat pat our fragile hearts*. Thank you so much sir! We were very worried until just now.
Sir: No worries, no worries. As long as you did the assignments according to the standard, the marks should be no problem.
Won: I can’t study last night *showing the kolian face*.
Me: Yeah, and I can’t sleep *a bit exaggerated to pok tong qing*.
Sir: *Laughing until his head fall in between his ankles, no kidding* Hahahaha…don’t worry. Just focus on your finals. Your assignment marks will be uploaded later.
We: Thank you sir! Bye bye sir.
P/s to lecturers: Next time please check thoroughly-wholly-completely-error freely, then only proceed to the last resort of announcing the thunderstruck news. It might cause us heart attacks you know?!
What a belated-April-Fool’s joke!
Sunday, April 03, 2005
~ Fishing ~
Picture of the day
Fishing wherever-whenever-however you want-like-wish!
Just like our life --- shape it the way you favor. Enjoy your day!
Source: Email
Fishing wherever-whenever-however you want-like-wish!
Just like our life --- shape it the way you favor. Enjoy your day!
Source: Email
Saturday, April 02, 2005
April Fool's huh??
A so called April Fool’s joke sent to my handphone had actually woke me up from my nap, before my alarm rang *frustrated* What a joke?! I don’t feel funny at all.
I felt tired (body & mind), therefore I sleep to have a clearer mind, so that I can concentrate in my studies. And this sms just happened to spoil everything! My sleep, my mood, my mind…
Happy April Fool’s day?? Really fool! Now that you’ve been succeeded in causing all those fusses, are you happy now? *referring to “my friend”* Although “my friend” might never get the chance to visit my blog, but just wrote this as a channel to release my dissatisfaction.
A prank that can cause the victim to laugh their head off is a good prank. Otherwise, it’s just a fool lame joke. Please don’t torture others with the stupid jokes, instead please keep it to yourself and enjoy yourself.
Everyday can be an April Fool’s day, as long as the timing you choose is appropriate. Never ever pull your friends’ leg when they’re having problems, busy with something important, emotional swings etc. Else, your friend(s) might get irritated and annoyed. Just like in my own case.
Pissed / Peace off! Stay away from me. *Pardon me*
I felt tired (body & mind), therefore I sleep to have a clearer mind, so that I can concentrate in my studies. And this sms just happened to spoil everything! My sleep, my mood, my mind…
Happy April Fool’s day?? Really fool! Now that you’ve been succeeded in causing all those fusses, are you happy now? *referring to “my friend”* Although “my friend” might never get the chance to visit my blog, but just wrote this as a channel to release my dissatisfaction.
A prank that can cause the victim to laugh their head off is a good prank. Otherwise, it’s just a fool lame joke. Please don’t torture others with the stupid jokes, instead please keep it to yourself and enjoy yourself.
Everyday can be an April Fool’s day, as long as the timing you choose is appropriate. Never ever pull your friends’ leg when they’re having problems, busy with something important, emotional swings etc. Else, your friend(s) might get irritated and annoyed. Just like in my own case.
Pissed / Peace off! Stay away from me. *Pardon me*
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